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Sunzi: Official Tokyo Mew Mew Sue Sporker
22 June 2006 @ 11:02 am
*looks at new userpic* I like this one. Really. 
Oh, and there's a *squee* new community up. It's called fanficmakeover where the name is pretty much what it is. Badfic gets a makeover and is *TADA* a goodfic. So that way you don't gouge your eyes out wondering, "WHY ISN'T THIS BETTER!!!"

Rating: Four Kirema Anima - A Heart Attack. Great, another four.
Title: Mew Mews meets Angels
Suethor Author: Princess Iceangel
Name(s): Kay, Kasumi, Maina, Serena, Tina and Carlina. Bonus Stu named Koisae
Species: All human except for Koisae, who is an demon. Ugh....
Hair color:
Kay - green hair
Kasumi - long blue/black hair
Maina - red hair
Serena - blonde hair
Tina - brown hair
Carlina - black hair
Koisae - blue and brown hair. Whoa. Wait a sec. Blue and brown? You MUST be kidding me.
Eye color: not mentioned.
Connection to Canon:
Annoying Tidbit: *looks at chapter four* Cherrymoana? *laughs really loud then stops* What the- why THAT?! That's gotta be the lamest evil name in the whole world of fanfic! Seriously...
Mew Mew Genes and Abilities: N/A
Mew Mew Outfit: N/A

This is also a four like yesterday's Sue but it's a four because of the spelling, grammar and the total lameness. Not because of rape. This is so bad....it's scary....

How am I feeling? I feel: enragedWTF?!
I'm listening to : Primavera - Santana
Sunzi: Official Tokyo Mew Mew Sue Sporker
21 June 2006 @ 07:36 pm
I'm pissed. My slow computer won't let me update my fanfic T_T 

Rating: Four Kirema Anima - A Heart Attack
Title: why do i trust you
Suethor Author: mew ichigo and kisshu forever
Name(s): Ashley
Species: Human
Hair color: blonde
Eye color: 'electric blue eyes' Ouch. Aaaahh, it shocked me!!
Markings: none
Possessions: none
Connections to Canon: She gets sucked into the TMM world by a portal. Ugh I hate this types of fics more than anything...
Annoying Tidbit: It's just.....ewwww.....in chapter three Ashley gets raped. RAPE SHOULD NOT BE AN ANGST FACTOR!! I'm not the kind who reads rape anyway seeing I know people who were raped but still. Even if you do write a rape scene, do it right. The way this idiotic Suethor it seems like a poorly written sex scene -_-0
Mew Mew Genes and Abilities: N/A 
Mew Mew Outfit: N/A

I'm going to rant this over at fanficrants so if you want to see what I ranted about, it'll be over there. Not here. I'll spare you people by not posting chapter three seeing as it is very, very sick and disturbing.

How am I feeling? I feel: bitchyevil
I'm listening to : Evil Woman - ELO
Sunzi: Official Tokyo Mew Mew Sue Sporker
20 June 2006 @ 02:51 pm
You know that Sue-fic I posted called Yuzua Sakura Yanagi? It changed it's title. it's called Keiichiro's Screwup. *bangs head against steel wall*

Rating: Two Kirema Anima
Title: Into the Rush
Suethor AuthorYay for Kaylaaaa I'm not kidding. That is her username.
Name(s): Zenobia "Zen" and Ayane "Aya". Ah no.
Species: Human
Hair color:
Aya - orange hair in two pigtails
Zen - teal
Eye color:
Aya - orange
Zen - not said
Markings: none
Possessions: none
Connections to Canon: The old 'Let's go to Cafe Mew Mew' cliche. Neh. They also get jobs there...
Annoying Tidbit: This was actually not as bad as most Sue-fics I encounter but the cliche and the lame excuse for the bio on each of the characters brought it down. I mean, we don't give a damn if they like spaghetti or their favorite color is teal *headdesk*
Mew Mew Genes and Abilities: It's not said but according to their bio I think Aya will have red fox genes. How original *sarcasm* and Zen will have butterfly genes. Again, how original.
Mew Mew Outfit: Not said.

Yeah, this is alright but the names are messed up. Zenobia? Sounds like a type of amoeba. Thank god there's only two chapters or this would be worse than a 2...

How am I feeling? I feel: surprised*aaaagh!*
I'm listening to : She's a Rainbow - Rolling Stones
Sunzi: Official Tokyo Mew Mew Sue Sporker
19 June 2006 @ 09:20 am
You know, looking back at the years where boy bands like Backstreet Boys, N*sync and 98 degrees made me realize something. Did those years suck or what?

Rating: Four Kirema Anima - A Heart Attack
Title: Me,Myself and ichigo. Yeah, what you have there is MPD = Multiple Personalities Disorder.
Suethor Author: Saingirl101. A class on how to be 'sain'. In that case, I like my version of sane better...
Name(s): Sain and Renne. Yes, sadly this a poorly written self-insertion. My first Self Insertion but I'm not celebrating...
Species: Human.
Hair color: not described
Eye color: not said.
Markings: none
Possessions: none
Connections to Canon: Renne and Sain are going to an anime convention and are being chased after by Masaya and Ichigo look alikes and somehow start a TMM- Digimon war *headdesk* 
Annoying Tidbit: I hate fangirl fics which is pretty much all Sue fics. You idiot Suethor, random =/= funny. It equals stupidity and means you're too immature to write a decent story.
Mew Mew Genes and Abilities: N/A
Mew Mew Outfit: N/A

This is why I avoid the I'M HIGH ON SUGAR AND RAAAAANDOM fanfics. It's stupid, has no plot whatsoever and gives me a migraine...

How am I feeling? I feel: blahblah
I'm listening to : Rocks - Naruto
Sunzi: Official Tokyo Mew Mew Sue Sporker
16 June 2006 @ 08:53 am
I guess I'm in a good mood. Don't know if I'll be able to post a Sue tomorrow but I'll try ^-^

Rating: Four Kirema Anima - A Heart Attack
Title: Yuzua Sakura Yanagi 
Suethor Author: Amanogawa no Taki 
Name(s):  Yuzua Sakura Yunagi. In the English translation it means 'Citrine Cherry Willow'. What is it with Sue and more names needed than just two! Especially the Sakura thing gets me, seeing how Sakura is overly used in many, many fandoms.
Species: Human. *sigh*
Hair color: it's red, orange and blonde *barfs*
Eye color: green
Markings: none
Possessions: none really.
Connections to Canon: Yuzua shows up outta nowhere and fights the kirema anima. Keiichiro 'tripped' and pushed a random button which gave Yuzua marbled cat genes. Yeeeeah right, what are the chances of that happening?
Annoying Tidbit: This wouldn't so bad if the Suethor indented the paragraphs. Poor Shift key. And the fact she gives the description of her Sue on the summary! Sounds like we have a vain Suethor...
Mew Mew Genes and Abilities: Marbled Cat DNA. Her move is also Ribbon Citrus Crush  
Mew Mew Outfit: not described

I'm not going to say anything so...just read and find out the horror yourself.

How am I feeling? I feel: creativecreative
I'm listening to : Same Old Song and Dance - Aerosmith
Sunzi: Official Tokyo Mew Mew Sue Sporker
15 June 2006 @ 10:18 am
Contacts are SO worth poking your eye out. Especiallly when you have PURPLE ones.

Rating: Two Kirema Anima - A Pain
Title: Preoccupied
Suethor Author: skygirl90
Name(s): Shia
Species: Alien...yeah...
Hair color: thick silver hair
Eye color: golden. Golden? Brown...or yellow?
Markings: none
Possessions: a pendant similar to the Mew Mews
Connections to Canon: It's Mew Mew Power *whacks head against brick wall* Shia saves 'Zoey' from 'Dren'. It burns just writing the names...
Annoying Tidbit: Shia is supposedly a 'Mew Mew Guardian' or something. Ugh, do I even have to say it?
Mew Mew Genes and Abilities: N/A
Mew Mew Outfit: N/A

Usually just the fact it's Mew Mew Power would make it 3 or 4 but it's *cringe* actually written decently. I need to stop being so nice...


How am I feeling? I feel: contemplativecontemplative
I'm listening to : (Da Le) Yalleo - Santana
Sunzi: Official Tokyo Mew Mew Sue Sporker
11 June 2006 @ 07:32 pm
Since my mother has declared it Clean The House From Top To Bottom Day, I'll just post this Sue for today although it's Saturday...

Rating: Two Kirema Anima - A Pain
Title: White Destiny
Suethor Author: -Full-Metal-Jacket- I smell FMA, no?
Name(s): Autumn, Saralonde 'Sara' for short, Kyrstyn, Tabitha 'Tabby' for short, and Meghan. Greeeeat...more Sues...
Species: Human
Hair color
Autumn - midnight black
Sara - brown with a red streak through it
Kyrstyn - blonde in a ponytail
Tabby - black and red hair, spiked in the back.
Meghan - blonde
Eye color:
Autumn - light blue
Sara - brown
Kyrstyn - blue
Tabby - not described
Meghan - green
Markings: none
Possessions: none
Connections to Canon: It doesn't say. But in the summary, it's a 'New Generation' fic. Ugh, the 'New Gen.' cliche makes me sick.
Annoying Tidbit: The fact this Suethor spends a PARAGRAPH on each Sue. And even more disturbing, they're described as 'flat' or not. I hate it when they add their Sue's breast size. Disturbing very.
Mew Mew Genes and Abilities: not known yet.
Mew Mew Outfit: Not known

It should have been a three, but the fact it's only one chapter made it drop to a two. But still...it pains...

How am I feeling? I feel: hungryhungry
I'm listening to : Two Seater - Bowling For Soup